Tag: Youfunny

  • VR AI

    As I was role playing… πŸ”—

    If I could just connect directly

    And transmit my imagination

    To you

    I’m willing to use

    Technology

    To get it to you


    Fear

    Artificial

    Intelligence

    Why

    Fear

    Creator

    Good

    Mince it… πŸ”—

  • Ask not, receive not…

    Sister Mary shared monarch God wink yesterday

    I got an opportunity to ask

    I checked last night for time to leave

    So this morning

    I leisurely packed

    Left just before check out

    Shuttle happen to be waiting

    Minute Jesus talk with driver

    Google said I had plenty of time

    I leisurely pursued gift cards

    As I was waiting for bus

    I tried paying for bus ticket

    Google failed me

    It was a dispatch per call bus shuttle

    The time I needed was too close

    Chatted with security guard

    Super nice

    Provided revelation that a bus was not possible

    To arrive on time for flight

    Took his suggestion of double download

    Request for an Uber Lyft

    As I wait

    He shares about the BLucifer

    Killing his creator

    And disrespecting his son

    Failed to find driver

    He left to continue surveying grounds

    I prayed:

    Lord, I am not going to be anxious

    What are you trying to tell me

    If it is to never come back to Denver

    Because of BLucifer

    Have me miss my flight

    And a terrible experience

    Trying to get home

    Otherwise

    If this is a lesson of

    Thoroughly plan the beginning and end

    Of the trip

    Everything in between

    Is for fun

    Please get me home on time

    Today

    At lax

    In time to get picked up

    Where my car is

    As I waited for another attempt to search

    For an Uber Lyft

    Bus came

    Tried to buy ticket

    When I got one

    He said wrong bus

    Great

    Next bus in 20 mins

    Still no Uber Lyft

    Bus arrives

    Ding

    Uber connects a driver

    I asked bus driver if bus has a chance to get me there on time or keep the Uber

    Random passenger

    You are cutting it close, just take Uber

    Done

    28 minutes away

    Security guard came back around

    He was genuinely happy for me

    Suggested I tip 50 for speeding

    Tick

    Tock

    The driver spoke no English

    But Google translate saves the day

    I ask if he believes in miracles

    Since he was once for me already

    And if he could try to make a miracle

    By getting me to the airport in time

    He cancelled the drive

    To not have speed tracked

    I paid him the same amount as Uber at $150

    Then I remember security guard

    I paid again $51.23

    Commented:Β por la sonrisa y la amabilidad. Dios los bendiga

    Periodically had to blow into breathalyzer

    And got me in the airport with 7 minutes to spare

    God bless Breiner

    Filled with gratefulness of his kindness

    He did not need to risk being pulled over

    His life

    For my mistake

    Only 2 people in front of me at TSA

    Half an hour early for boarding

    Thank you

    Lord

    For this test… πŸ”—

    To turn to you

    And trust… πŸ”—

  • Haymaker the feels

    Crazy, John… πŸ”—

    Son of Sari

    Brother of Linda

    Brother of Trinh

    Morning dancer

    Coffee server

    Neighbor of Sendy

    Sendy of card feelings decimeter